April fools day is history, but the great state of Tennessee has a new law about to hit the books on July 1, 2024.  The law aims to prevent weather altering geoengineering within state borders.  However, the bill goes a step further by boldly announcing protections for a familiar mystical and mythical creature.  A creature that has never been documented on film, but is visible to the minds eye of Tennesseans.

The main excerpt describes a creature never documented on film.




Followed by the restriction on volatile chemicals that modify the weather and/or sunlight that reaches Tennessee Soil.